This and That

I was home-schooled. My mother "taught" me. However, the only two things I remember my mother teaching me as a child were the alphabet (A-Z) and shapes (circle, square, and triangle - there were only three shapes when I was a child.)

"Intimate thoughts" sound like feelings. I avoid feelings so I also avoid "intimate thoughts". It makes sense to me.

Pick-up line: I took a shower yesterday. - I didn't do it. I don't care whether he took a shower yesterday or last year. There is no amount of soaking or soaping to remove venereal diseases from one's genitals.

I touched a two-ince centipede without hesitation - in fact, with fasination. However, I cringe at the thought of touching a cob of corn.

I read science fiction. Although, I haven't read good science fiction written in the last twenty years - including the seventeen years I've been alive. Come to think of it, I haven't read ANY science fiction written in the last twenty years.

That's all for now, folks.

- 1991kmh