Tonight,
I realized I should kill myself. I felt the same as when I first drank a rum cooler after three months of drinking vodka coolers all night, every night. It feels like "Woah, there has been an easier way all along!" I prefer to avoid difficulties. Because of this miraculous realization, I know how I should kill myself - vodka! Obviously not only one bottle of vodka will kill me. Goddamn unavoidable difficulties. Alas! Don't be discouraged. Updated method: 2 bottles (quarts) of vodka, 2 bottles of cough syrup, and 2 bottles (300 capsules) of Tylenol - for ol' time's sake. Yay! I'm super psyched. Oh shit, I'm going to require at least $100 for this suicide extravaganza. Goddamn difficulties.
-1991kmh
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